Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
you’ll always be real
I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult
if you see a game, comic, or show
that was made in japan
and everyone in it has Japanese names, was born and raised in japan , and speaks Japanese
and you think the characters are white
My mum used to hate it and get upset whenever she found out that I had bought something online. I basically use retail therapy to make me happy, or at least give me something to look forward to.
But ever since the extent of my depression was made known to her, she stopped getting mad. She makes sure that I pay my credit card on time and have enough money for school, and she tells me that as long as I am happy then it’s great.
I literally have the greatest mum in the world. I love her so much.
there’s a sort of terminal between timelines, and two time-travellers’ paths cross- both of whom repeat and redo and trap themselves in a hell of their own choosing in order to bring happiness to their beloved.
and when their god is in their heaven, everything is all right in the world.
“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”
this whole article is gold
I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade